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Joke of the Day
"How to keep an idiot waiting? I'll tell you tomorrow. Edit: Grammar."
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"Have you heard the one about the jump rope never mind, just skip it."
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"Did you hear about the Irish monster who went to night school to learn to read in the dark?"
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"They named a paint color after my ex... It's called *Whore Red*. It's not very bright, but its cheap and spreads easily."
"What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use some lube"
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