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Joke of the Day

"Ted, The bus driver got pulled over.. He was busted."

"We are thinking about making chili for Christmas Eve. We're starting a new tradition called 'silent but deadly night'."

"I bet Hannibal Lecter was pretty disappointed when he found out a five finger discount had nothing to do with purchasing fingers."

"Q: What do you get when you cross a tiger with a cabbage? A: Man-eating coleslaw."

"I tried buy only some of the songs off of a Beatles album But the store owner said they all come together"

"What do 1% of racist people do? They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes"

"There are two kinds of people. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete information"

"How many feminist does it take to change a light bulb? ....Trick Question. they cant change anything..."

"I thought about doing stand up comedy, then I sat back down again."

"Judge: For the crimes you have committed you will go to prison for 10 years Me: That's a long sentence! Judge: Ok - ""you get 10 years"""