199902

Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the fierce competition between the Texan and Mexican ice cream shops? It was the Battle of the A La Mode!"

"Looked up the oldest trick in the book... It just showed me who the first man to patronize a prostitute was."

"One time I did mushrooms and played GTA and felt regret for the lives I was taking I was all ""Holy shit these people have families"""

"Frizzy hair? Coconut oil No shaving cream? Coconut oil Dry skin? Coconut oil Relationship problems? Coconut oil Bad credit? Coconut oil"

"Why are the Jews angry about the new $20 bill? Because it's only worth $12 now"

"Feminists are like proximity mines. Anything can trigger them and they blow it way out of proportion."

"Did you know... ...95% of Chinese have Cataracts and the other 5% drive Rincolns."

"What do you call... What do you call nuts on the wall? -Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? -Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin? -Dick in your mouth."

"A woman turns to her brother and says: ""Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?"" ""It must need Osteo-per-o-sis"" _Love it._"

"What do you get when you cross a gay man and a jew? A hit Brodway show"