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Joke of the Day

"A woman turns to her brother and says: ""Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?"" ""It must need Osteo-per-o-sis"" _Love it._"

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"Interviewer: Where were you born? Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care."
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"What's white and smells like black paint? The freshly painted fence. What's black and smells like white paint? The 6 year old who painted it"
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"What did Donald Duck become after losing his tv show? a quack dealer."