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Joke of the Day

"A woman turns to her brother and says: ""Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?"" ""It must need Osteo-per-o-sis"" _Love it._"

"I have a joke that will make you look stupid. Oh. I see you have already heard it."

"Life is meaningless and we all die in the end xD"

"My dad just called because he was thinking of me & loves me. And THAT'S why I never danced on a pole. Well, that and I got too dizzy."

"The worst kind of insomnia is snoring induced insomnia. That's when every time you start snoring your wife shoves you awake..."

"WAITER: how was everything ME: [rubbing belly] so delicious. thank u WAITER: great. please stop rubbing my belly"

"So i was fucking this midget with one arm (nsfw) Boy, is my arm tired."

"I stayed up all night, because I wanted to see where the sun went... Then it dawned on me."

"I never buy Velcro It's such a rip off."

"I bet short people get really excited when they accidentally hit their head on things."