193490

Joke of the Day

"Frizzy hair? Coconut oil No shaving cream? Coconut oil Dry skin? Coconut oil Relationship problems? Coconut oil Bad credit? Coconut oil"

"Some cool ways to trick a woman into bed include ""being kind,"" ""making her feel special"" & ""showing her respect."" They love that shit!"

"What do you call a fancy toilet? A dapper crapper"

"Do I feel like crying? HELL YES LET'S DO THIS 'THE FAULT IN OUR STARS'"

"I don't wear sunglasses because it's unfair that a photon travels 93 million miles and then when it's an inch from my eye I'm all ""um, no."""

"What is donald trumps biggest fear? Mexican ghosts that can walk through walls"

"How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? ... you pick him up and suck his dick."

"Dating in your 30s is like looking for a Parking spot..... The good ones are all Taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away."

"The French are such nice people. (would have been funnier a few decades ago) Do you know why all of the streets in France are lined with trees? The Germans like marching in the shade."

"Enterprise What do the USS Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both keep Klingons off Uranus."