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Joke of the Day

"Survey gone wrong.. or right?? On a survey for 'which conditioner you use?' 99% of the womens said 'aaahhhhhh.....get out of my shower!!!!'"

"I submitted ten puns to a pun contest to see which one would win.. No pun in ten did."

"I went to the zoo... I went to the zoo yesterday and I was disappointed to see the only animal they had was a single dog. It's a shih tzu."

"How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room for being black."

"Does the world really need another rhetorical question?"

"""My homework ate my dog"" -student in python breeding class"

"""OUI!!"" -French Canadian on a water slide."

"This bottle of beer is not only delicious,,,, It also contains almost 10% of my daily requirement of beer..."

"Look At Me Darling Man Looked His Naked Body In Mirror And Said To The Wife Man: ""Look 70 Kgs Of Pure Dynamite"" Wife Smiled And Reply: ""But Shame On The 5cm Fuse"""

"Sometimes i get scared robots are going to take over. Then i use a motion-controlled sink."