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Joke of the Day

"Life is like a game of chess The whites have the advantage"

"Lois: ""I saw Batman yesterday. He's put on a lot of weight"" Clark: *lowers glasses* ""More like Fat- Lois: ""Oh my god it's Superman"""

"Why did helium get into a fight with neon? They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try."

"The east coast is experiencing a ""Snowpocalypse"" or as Canada calls it ""Monday"""

"What do old people smell like. Depends."

"I had Taco Bell for lunch AND dinner. So yes. I've given up on life."

"Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music? Because he was de-composing."

"I know a lot about jokes about unemployed people But they never work"

"if your brain produces saliva you have a patooey-tary gland thank you"

"What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay? My zipper."