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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I hear brick I always yell out ""HOUSE!"" My friend Alex House hates when I go to his basketball games"

"Why are there commercials for milk? Who still doesn't know about milk?"

"Bud light is alot like sex in a canoe... It's fucking close to water"

"What's the definition of an african-american? Proof that skunks and monkeys fuck."

"Some people might find a grown man talking to himself strange, & it's probably the couple sitting next to me."

"What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant? A tusky!"

"What is a pigs favourite ballet? Swine Lake!"

"Where did the man go after the explosion? All over."

"I've never literally been tortured but I have walked behind old people when I was in a hurry."

"Why is it fun to play with matches ? They're lit."