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Joke of the Day

"/r/jokes in a nutshell... Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine? It was selling coke."

"What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance? ""Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"""

"What do you call a booth babe at Apple's events? ICandy"

"You should never accept gift from a German The German/English bilingual crowd should be the safest ;)"

"Did you know that building hospitals next to railroad tracks leads to an increase in the total number of trained doctors?"

"Me: I know you from somewhere Jesus: I get that a lot Me: no I'm sure Jesus: just one of those faces Me: [holding arms out] go like this"

"I'm saving myself for marriage. Sorry, FROM. Saving myself FROM marriage."

"""Honey, can you bring me a roll of toilet paper?"" Toilet paper- ""I have a boyfriend"""

"If sex is a pain in the ass ... Then you're doing it wrong."

"What did the alien say to the gardener? Take me to your weeder."