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Joke of the Day
"I was going to post a chemistry joke But then I thought ""Na, they won't like it"""
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"Knock! Knock! Who's there? ""Broken Pencil."" ""Broken Pencil Who?"" ""Never mind, it's pointless."""
"How to sports: - Take a ball - Put it someplace someone else doesn't want you to put it - Congratulations you've now sportsed"
"What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent) ? Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ..."
"Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line? He didn't have a ruler!"
"Mirror inspector Now that's a job I could really see myself doing"
"I've even started lying about my age on the treadmill at the gym."
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Chopin ! Chopin who ? Chopin the supermarket !"
"Ok, I am now following you. Where are we going? I vote for Arby's. I love the horsey sauce. I shall bring my own horse."
"How do you seduce a fat woman? Piece of cake."