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Joke of the Day

"Don't hate the game, hate the player who keeps sending you Facebook invites to play the game."

"Co-worker: My husband & I are praying for a baby. Me: You know that's not how you get 1, right? You gotta have sex. What does HR want now?"

"I may be on Santa's naughty list but at least I had fun getting there."

"Am sticking to my resolution this year 800x600"

"I borrowed money from a pessimist because he doesn't expect me to pay him back"

"What is a communist's favorite fabric? Linen."

"The boss is telling his workers a dumb joke... ...and every worker is laughing except one. The boss asks that one worker: ""Why are you not laughing?"" ""Cos I'm quitting today."""

"How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America? He became a Muslim."

"What do jokes and penises have in common? The short ones are never good."

"What do you call iron man and silver surfer when they work together? Alloys."