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Joke of the Day

"Don't hate the game, hate the player who keeps sending you Facebook invites to play the game."

"Doctor: You have bronchitis Me: OMG I've always wanted a dinosaur!What do I feed it?"

"Hey, girl. Are you a potato? because I'm about to. Mash. You. Up. Oh. You ARE a potato. And a talking potato at that. My meds aren't working"

"What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch? Namaste."

"Why do white people hate being called crackers? Because they find it insaltine."

"What happened after 14-Year-Old Richie inherited his father's footwear empire? He came into a lot of socks."

"Where do cats go when they die? Purrgutory."

"My wife was complaining about how the washing machine was making a lot of noise lately. I told her to put a sock in it."

"Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? Because he only comes once a year. ( )"

"I accidentally hit my head on a window today... It was paneful."