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Joke of the Day

"""Fucking hell, I've only been in prison a short while and look how much my grass has grown. ""Stop dicking around, Oscar, put your legs back on."""

"I like my coffee how I like my slaves Free."

"I used to give anal to other men... But it's all behind me now."

"What`s the definition of eternity? The time between when you come and when she leaves."

"I'm glad I'll never know the pressure a black guy has when ""shooting"" garbage into the waste basket."

"Sorta miss my kid today. Guess it's true what they say about not knowing what you've got until you've sold it to a gypsy."

"News is reporting a nun just had a baby. It's official, a nun is getting more action than me."

"A redditer clicks on a link.. realizes they are the joke."

"Scientists predict human-level artificial intelligence by 2030... ...maybe sooner if the bar keeps dropping."

"I keep waiting for my Cadbury Creme Eggs to hatch into Cadbury Creme Chickens, but no luck so far. And sitting on them certainly didn't help"