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Joke of the Day

"I'm glad I'll never know the pressure a black guy has when ""shooting"" garbage into the waste basket."

"Nsfw how do you pick up a Jewish girl? With a dust pan."

"4-year-old: What's ""saying grace?"" Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave?"

"People only want to do drugs named after women: Mary Jane, Molly, Lucy (in the Sky with Diamonds). No one wants to snort some Craig."

"What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride? An I-shoulda-pede."

"I just used ""volumizing"" shampoo for the first time.... Everything sounds the same."

"Why do women wear make up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink"

"Did you hear about the little person psychic who broke out of jail? Police are looking for a small medium at large."

"Him: you are correcting my every word for the last six years of our marriage Me: for the last 7 years"

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Colin ! Colin who ? Colin all cars Colin all cars !"