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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee how I like my slaves Free."
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"What do you call an American white guy in a Christmas sweater? A Christmas cracker"
"What is the name of the charity organization that kills 90% of all of its ""rescues""? Make a Wish Foundation"
"Who is a bodybuilder's favourite painter? [Gainsborough](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Gainsborough) ^Pronounced ^""Gainz, ^brah"""
"Blowing your load on a girl counts as a baby shower right ?"
"Did you hear about the new John Wayne toilet paper? It's ruff tuff, and takes shit from no one."
"If by 'paleontologist' you mean I can name all 5 shapes in the box of dinosaur chicken nuggets then, yes, I am a paleontologist."
"What's the difference between your Pacman high score and your child? I haven't beaten your high score."
"I was 3 yrs old when my mom was diagnosed with my brother."
"So, saw a couple of transgenders dressed up as super-heroes.. May be Ex-Men"