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Joke of the Day
"How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, that's a Mexican's job."
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"What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi"
"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on a boy's face until he's 12"
"What is a pirate's favorite letter? When the person answers ""R"" you say ""You'd think that but me first love be the C."""
"My girlfriend and I are in sync! Like the band. Or soap."
"How many tickles does it take to make laugh an octopus ? Ten tickles"
"The other day someone asked me my 5 year plan I told them I don't have 2020 vision"
"Boss: OMFG man what happened to ur eye? [cut to me riding a horse into the garage door during medieval role play] ""I ran into a door"""
"You might have heard about the Chevy Camaro IROC, but do you know what IROC stands for? Italian retard out cruising."
"My friend is looking for a single, normal, well adjusted man. I told her to avoid twitter."