199619

Joke of the Day

"Hey reddit, check out my corny math joke! Q: What is a math student's least favorite movie?? A: ""Signs"" Bahaha, right?? Am I right??"

"Her: What do you like about me? Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What? Me: Your eyes"

"Windows 7, windows 8, windows 10, Why did they skip 9? Because, 7 8 9..."

"There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who can count in binary, those who can't and those who weren't expecting this joke to be in base three."

"""Just saw this text."" Just saw this lie."

"How not to be funny. /r/funny"

"a car just rolled by blasting the ""Duck Tales"" theme song so now I'm chasing after it and trying to catch up with my new best friend"

"*finally gets comfortable with you* *starts whispering in your ear* ""oooo baby I can recite all my phobias in alpha order"""

"What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost? That's just what I kneaded!"

"How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke."