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Joke of the Day

"How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke."

"When someone starts making fun of my air guitar skills I just whip out my finger pistols and it usually shuts them right up."

"Asking a girl to the barbecue. Me: ""You going to the barbecue?"" Her: ""What barbecue?"" Me: ""The one where I stick my meat on your grill."""

"Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them! ARRRRGHHHH FUCK YOU POPSICLE STICK JOKE"

"A Monk went into a shoe store... He was doing some Sole Searching."

"oh cool burger king sells hot dogs now. maybe next week i'll get lasik at staples"

"Which knight of the round table had Diabetes? Sir Lance-a-lot"

"Who invented rhetorical questions? How should I know?"

"My girlfriend spends all her money on expensive perfumes.. I feel like she has no common scents."

"Men are like copiers. You need them for reproduction but that's about it."