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Joke of the Day
"""Just saw this text."" Just saw this lie."
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"What's the difference between a schoolmaster and a stationmaster? The stationmaster minds trains while the schoolmaster trains minds."
"So I was walking down the street... and this guy with premature ejaculation just came out of nowhere."
"A guy goes into a bar and asks the bartender for an entendre ,She says ""double or single"" he says ""Double"" she says ""OK yours is a big one """
"What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict? One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines."
"A mailman delivers mail, and a milkman delivers milk. I'm a lineman. **I deliver lines.**"
"Teacher: I'd like a room please. Hotel Receptionist: Single Sir? Teacher: Yes but I am engaged."
"Well doctor, my problem is basically this: when it snows, my eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen."
"""I've been in 3 emotionally abusive relationships"" Said Dave to his new friend. ""I'm so sorry!"" ""Huh. I had them thinking it was their fault as well"""
"What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands? new gloves for the cold days"