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Joke of the Day
"My wife said she'd leave me if I didn't stop eating Pasta Now I'm feeling cannelloni"
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"As a Malaysian, I thought that our Prime Minister would be crowned the worst political leader of the century But it looks like America has finally decided to us their Trump card."
"Of course you can trust me with your secret. *Calls local news team"
"How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard? Molest them"
"I recently bought some shoes from my drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."
"You hear what happened to the frog's car? It got toad."
"Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer? Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)"
"I'm addicted to poverty If my bank account has money in it I suffer withdrawal."
"Never drink water while studying It'll dilute your concentration"
"A math joke told to me by another redditor... So... What did the integral say to the equation? ""I don't even..."""