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Joke of the Day

"What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost? That's just what I kneaded!"

"I can't get her off my mind, even the wind seems to whisper her name. Never fall in love with a girl named WHOOSHEE FFREWERRREFSHH."

"A man hit's a woman with a car. Who's at fault ? the man, he should't have been driving in the kitchen.;3"

"Doctor Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox!"

"It was dark and hazy and I accidentally fapped to Rihanna .. thinking she was Halle berry"

"Floyd Mayweather got off again even when there was a video of him beating her. Because it was so boring the jury walked out half way through."

"My dentist is hysterical:""just let me put the tip in. It won't hurt. I have drugs to numb the pain"" Ha. should go see him professionally!"

"How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost? They'll hold a Beyonceance."

"Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery? He wanted to keep his spirits high."

"Ive been eating eggs thinking they came from a egg plant. Im going to be sick, now that I know where they really come from."