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Joke of the Day

"Windows 7, windows 8, windows 10, Why did they skip 9? Because, 7 8 9..."

"I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or ""foreplay"" as she likes to call it..."

"How much does a Human shield cost? One life"

"There are two ways to keep a marriage happy and without quarrel But nobody knows them"

"[being pushed into the middle of a dance circle] please, I have a family"

"No recovering from getting your arm stuck in a Pringles can on a first date."

"What do Caitlyn Jenner and WWII have in common? The Battle of the Bulge."

"Whistleblower reveals that the government is concealing cracks in Hoover Dam. FBI is still looking for concrete evidence."

"Me: For Christmas I want a girlfriend/boyfriend Santa: Let's be realistic lol"

"what nation do most people not want to be in? urination"