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Joke of the Day
"Sports fad invented by pigs: Mud wrestling."
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"Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine."
"These people are screaming like they've never seen pompoms on an axe before."
"I lost my virginity to a retarded girl I wanted my first night to be special."
"What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub? Throw your laundry in with them."
"Waiter what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ? Skiing sir !"
"I went to the zoo. So I went to the zoo last week. It was such a bad experience. I paid 20 bucks and there was only 1 animal there. A dog. It was a shit zoo."
"My right eye wouldn't stop weeping all day until I said BE A MAN YOU FREAK and now it's just drinking beer to hide it's feelings"
"I wanna Die peaceful in my sleep just my like my Grandpah! Unlike the passengers in his car..."
"Why did my ex gf Fav my tweet where I announced that I got laid off. Why did you do that sharon"