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Joke of the Day

"My right eye wouldn't stop weeping all day until I said BE A MAN YOU FREAK and now it's just drinking beer to hide it's feelings"

"I like the song ""I want to be a billionaire"" because it's about a millionaire wanting to be 1000 times richer. Sweet."

"Its a little cheesy but holding up a boom box outside her window and blasting the song ""Cotton Eye Joe"" will win her back everytime"

"GATHER ROUND! Lets tell a story one word at a time. Lets tell a story one word at a time beginning with: THE Hopefully this turns into a joke post or the most captivating story ever."

"[drunk w/ 2 kittens at a bar] give me another ""haven't u had enough?"" i'll tell u when i've had enough! *bartender hands me another kitten*"

"Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature? Because the spray paint can wasn't invented until 1949."

"After a night out with friends a man comes stumbling home late He's greeted by his wife looking stern with her arms crossed. She exclaims ""Drunk again!"" He replies ""Me too!"""

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None because feminists can't change anything."

"Black guys like thick thighs Cuz they hate apart thighs."

"A scotsman, an englishman and an irishman walk into a bar and the bartender says, ""What is this? Some kind of a joke?"""