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Joke of the Day
"Ex girlfriends are like a box of chocolates. They'll kill your dog."
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"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you drink out of that little thing?"
"Donald Duck is far too angry for somebody who never has to suffer pants."
"I wrote down a joke about prepositional phrases But I can't remember where I left the paper at."
"A man tell his waitress he would like to order a beer When she asks what brand of beer he would like to drink he replies with, ""Root"". And dads all over the world sighed with satisfaction ."
"My neighbor's diary says I have boundary issues."
"The Duke ordered his subjects not to dig tunnels beneath his land but the King gave them permission to do so, He felt undermined."
"I used to have a morbid fear of German sausage..... Its been hard, Ive been through therapy but now I think I'm over the wurst."
"What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up? Age"
"Ah Toronto, the only city where the leaves fall in autumn... ...and the Leafs fall in the spring"