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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a tribe of clever pygmies and a girls' track team? One is a group of cunning runts."

"A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her? It was a bright sunny day."

"My local bar was having a fund raiser for dyslexia It was all you can drink for ages 12 and up"

"Why did the blind woman fall into the well? Because she couldn't see that well."

"What did the male robot say to the female robot? 1100011010000010001000100101011101111100001011101001101000110011010110100000000110001001101011000001"

"Relationship status: I shout ""PIZZA'S HERE"" so the delivery guy doesn't think I'm eating two pizzas by myself."

"So I saw a black guy running down the street with a TV I then shouted, ""Hey that is mine!"" but I then realised that mine was at home polishing my shoes"

"I won the prize for laziest person a live... I got a-trophy"

"I swear my toddler yells at me in Vietnamese"

"What is a goal keepers favourite snack? Beans on post!"