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Joke of the Day

"What is a goal keepers favourite snack? Beans on post!"

"There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in tendifferent puns, hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately,no pun in ten did."

"Your body is your temple is a really terrible proverb to promote chastity. Literally anyone can come inside a temple."

"When someone says ""everything happens for a reason"" I'd like to smack them and say ""yeah, I guess you're right"""

"If you were stranded on an island and could bring three items what would you bring? Michael Phelps, a saddle, and stick with a gold medal on the end."

"Current fitness level: arm is tired from brushing teeth."

"Do you know who Candice is?? Candice who?? Candice dick fit in your mouth??"

"what after c? deez nut!"

"I find myself addicted to this website just like my Father before me. Guess why that is? It's He*reddit*tary."

"How does one sink, that which floats? How does one sync, that which floats? Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats."