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Joke of the Day
"My local bar was having a fund raiser for dyslexia It was all you can drink for ages 12 and up"
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"How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None... he fell."
"What do you call 2000 mockingbirds? Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)"
"Step 1: Pick a movie title Step 2: Add ""in my pants"". Some friends and i have had hours of fun with this."
"Did you know that Ang Lee made Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon five years before he made Brokeback Mountain? Yeah, working title for the latter film was Crouching Cowboy, Hidden Sausage."
"What is a ducks favorite snack? Quackers."
"Want to hear a clean joke? Henry took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a man."
"My wife said I'd look good in a beard, I wasn't sure... But it grew on me!"
"what did the leper say to the hooker? keep the tip"
"Did you hear about Ryan Seacrest's beard? Apparently she's a former Miss Teen USA."