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Joke of the Day

"So I saw a black guy running down the street with a TV I then shouted, ""Hey that is mine!"" but I then realised that mine was at home polishing my shoes"

"When chemists die, ...do they barium?"

"What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours ? A hermit crab !"

"Some of you change your avi like I change my underwear. Every three days."

"Why does the speech impaired baker say he got fired? He took one too many whisks."

"Nancy Reagan gave the ultimate sacrifice today... She'd rather die than see Trump win the GOP nomination"

"[NSFW] What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Gag gag gag"

"Let me tell you a Statistics Joke. What is a Car in the U.S.? A mode of transportation. :D"

"I love my toilet. We've been through a lot of shit together."

"My friend met his wife on tinder ...It was six months after their wedding"