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Joke of the Day

"Why did the blind woman fall into the well? Because she couldn't see that well."

"This girl came up to me today and said she recognised me from vegetarian club. I was confused, I'd never met herbivore."

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world Those who understand Hexadecimal, and F the rest"

"What do you call a Muslim on a plane. The pilot, you racist bitch."

"These riots remind me of basketball There are always people stealing, but you can't win without shooting."

"which power ranger is racist? the WHITE POWER ranger"

"Why did God make pubic hair curly? So we don't poke our eyes out."

"Did you hear the shocking news about Yahoo Today ? Apparently they still have 500 million users."

"How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night? He used a skeleton key."

"The guy who stole my diary has died. My thoughts are with his family."