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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bean that's good at silent acting? A pintomime."
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"What sexual position makes the ugliest babies? Ask your mom"
"What's a thot's favorite animal? A cock-a-too! I'll show myself the door..."
"Learning someone led a double life would hard to process because yes, they betrayed you, but wow, think about those organizational skills"
"Mistakenly punched premium at the gas pump today and now I have to sell one of my kids to the circus."
"I swallowed a live bee the other day It turned into quite an intra-sting situation."
"What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard? The space bar."
"What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times? A yellow license plate."
"Black friday, ughhhh ALL FRIDAYS MATTER!"
"Three Mexicans were seen at the border. They were tres passing."