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Joke of the Day
"Girls just wanna have Funds"
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"I got fired from the calendar factory... just for taking a couple of days off"
"My friend was having trouble with girls, so I told him there's plenty fish in the sea He's since been charged with beastiality."
"""Pistorius"" sounds like a spell Harry Potter would use to make someone's legs disappear That's a Frankie Boyle joke"
"I want to get a medical bracelet that says, ""Shy"" so I can I just hold it up during social situations."
"Why Don't Jews Like Ions? They prefer their molecules free of charge."
"How do you hire an elephant ? Stand it on four bricks !"
"I love self depricating humor Its another thing that wont love me back"
"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again!"
"How is a hipster like a pedophile? They both get into things before it's cool."