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Joke of the Day

"I was tickling my brothers feet last night, when my mum woke up and asked me to stop. Apparently I should wait until he is born."

"I like my women like I like my coffee... [Fill in the blank]"

"Wife: Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back? Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say"

"Does French wine really taste like urine? Oui."

"What do you call children born in whore houses? Brothel sprouts..."

"Dark humor is like food... Not everyone get it..."

"BERNIE: all people deserve to be treated equally HILLARY: the oposite of ""bernie sanders"" is ""soakey waterers"" BERNIE: ... HILLARY: pls fav/rt"

"I heard it's a good night to see the Perseid meteor shower . . . . . . but I haven't heard how it got dirty."

"Just landed at LaGuardia lol JFK"

"JK Rowling has written an explanation on Pottermore for a spell that makes your legs fall off It's called the Pistorious spell."