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"What do you call a Slavic spouse? Czech-mate"
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"What's the difference between a lobster with breast implants, and a dirty bus stop? One's a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean."
"What's the difference between the Oscars and the BET Awards? Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents."
"30 seconds left on the microwave ~ Women: set table, pour drinks, tweet, talk on the phone ~ Men: do the space shuttle countdown"
"What color are Margaery's eyes ? Blue. One blew this way, the other one blew that way!"
"How can you tell if someone's a vegan? Just wait, they'll tell you"
"Einstein married his cousin Esla Even his marriage was relative."
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank the coffee before it was cool."
"1st thing I do when I take a girl back to my bedroom is act like a stewardess & instruct her where exits are, oxygen masks, & life jackets."
"What did the baby computer call his dad? Data!"