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Joke of the Day

"Even people who are good for nothing can bring smile on your face, when pushed down the stairs..."

"A doe came running out of the forest: ""That's the last time I do that for two bucks."""

"A Republican, a Democrat, and a Socialist live in the same building. One day there is a fire, but only the Socialist dies. Why? everyone else was at work."

"I got my friend a house warming present I got him a bag of logs for his wood burner"

"Reddit TIFU... ...since she said she wanted to be on top."

"It's in the Smile A boy met a girl.... Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place. Boy (smiling): Why thank you... are you single? Girl: No, I am a dentist."

"I don't know if I like my new haircut, but it will grow on me."

"Did you hear about the Parisian who jumped off a bridge? He went in Seine."

"Oh, you're about to earn your 3rd master's degree? I'm still working on spelling ""bananas"" without singing ""Hollaback Girl"" in my head."

"My son went over to a friend's house & his Mom asked when we wanted him home. From her expression I think she was expecting a time, not day."