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Joke of the Day
"What's a doctor's favorite bird? An apothecanary"
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"What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man? A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)"
"Hey Spongebob, what's funnier than 24? 9/11."
"Upon hearing that my donor is in Eugene, I proceeded to inform my wife that, ""My heart is in Oregon."" She replied, ""I know what a heart is!"""
"How does a spider know if he just had sex with an actual female? She eats him alive afterward."
"Imagine if the presidential race was an actual marathon Then we'd really have a Kenyan in office."
"I've been wondering for a while now... If a man who likes Asians has Yellow Fever, and a man who likes Africans has Jungle Fever; does that mean because I like Native Americans, that I have Smallpox?"
"An astronaut was ejected from the ISS naked. It's OK, though. He felt no pressure."
"'What just cracked?' A guide to aging."
"Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork. Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch!"