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Joke of the Day
"Tall people don't need to be inspirational Everyone already looks up to them."
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"[Calculus Joke] Why didn't the derivative of sec(x) go to the beach? Because secant tan"
"How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb? A what?"
"You wanna know why me and my wife don't see eye to eye anymore after 26 years of marriage? She lost her legs so we're no longer the same height. edit: I'm sorry, I thought this was /r/antijokes"
"A skinny friend told me she's never hungry and just 'forgets to eat', so I drove her out to the woods and left her for dead. Is that wrong?"
"Apparently this Walmart cashier only brushes her favorite teeth."
"My girlfriend and I met at our office outside the bathroom... Now we tell others we met on PeeHarmony."
"Computer dating is fine... if you are a computer."
"How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for french fries."
"I named my dog Rembrandt That way I can say ""have you seen my Rembrandt?"""