199418

Joke of the Day

"My math teacher asked ""should we trust a radical?"" I said no, they ain't safe around planes."

"Have you ever heard of the ckicken plant? I guess the eggplant came first! I work at a grocery store and a guy in the produce department told me this. He thought it was hilarious"

"Experiment: text your parents ""got 2 grams for $40"" then right after ""Sorry ignore that txt. Not for you"" Then tweet pic of their response."

"How often do lesbian gypsies get their hands read? Every 28 days or so."

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."

"I'm working on a Star Wars Kama Sutra book. I don't have all the positions down quite yet, but I have mastered the Hand Solo."

"All I'm saying is that Miley Cyrus was on the Disney Channel and had her clothes on when Bush was president. Thanks, Obama."

"Instead of walking faster when someone holds a door open for me, I slow down to test their door holding resolve."

"What's a mexicans favorite game? Cross country."

"[During Sex] ""Hurry up, this isn't really my house."""