199418

Joke of the Day

"My math teacher asked ""should we trust a radical?"" I said no, they ain't safe around planes."

"What do you call an Indian stoner? Man, deep"

"Why can't you trust girls? ...because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die."

"Stressed? Try this: Picture a lake at dawn. Ducks beginning to stir... Then drink 22 beers & drive your car into a church."

"Did you know that 1 in 4 people has multiple personality disorder? That means one of the me's has a problem."

"I can't stop starting at the Mona Lisa... I think I'm in Louvre."

"I always wear a helmet during intercourse cause I'm a firm believer in safe sex. Doesn't help much against the STD's but it sure is effective against the pepper-spray."

"God: U have to build an ark to save the animals from a tsunami Noah: But you're god, can't you just stop the tsunami God: *loves boats* No"

"When I say ""I'm broke"" I don't mean I have $0. It means I have responsibilities to take care of before wastin' money on dumb stuff. Merica."

"What did Kim Jong Un say when his father died? Looks like his Korea is over."