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Joke of the Day

"What did the suave frog say to the hot frog? You're ribbeting!"

"I'm going to rewrite history. History."

"I used to be great at word play. Once a pun a time."

"Never trust volleyball players with your drinks They might spike 'em."

"Why do men snore when they lay on their backs? Because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor."

"Thank God you've updated your status to ""Finished lunch"" after you first posted ""Going to lunch"" I really couldn't tolerate more suspense."

"What do Donald Trump's Toupee and a thong have in common? They both barely cover the asshole!"

"Why was Ohm the Empire's best scout? He discovered the resistance"

"How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine? By how fast it sinks."

"You know what is the most hated letter in alphabet? U. Fuck U."