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Joke of the Day
"What did the suave frog say to the hot frog? You're ribbeting!"
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"Whats a vegetables favorite Bee Gee song? Chive Talkin'"
"If mobile wallets do away with credit cards, they'll need to come up with an app that can scrape my windshield."
"What's the difference between parsley and pussy? Nobody eats parsley."
"If I was a video game character, the 'B' button would activate my special move: Avoiding conversations."
"what do you call a young Chinese prostitute ? SUM YUNG HO"
"if two tanker trucks collide at an intersection, one is carrying water, the other is carrying vinegar, what sound do they make? DOUCHE!!!!"
"It's not so much that I'm a KE$HA hater, its more of the fact that I'm a music lover."
"A man overdosed on Viagra... ...His wife took it hard."
"Yeah, I believe..... Yeah, I believe Indians should be given land. I believe in animal rights."