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Joke of the Day

"If mobile wallets do away with credit cards, they'll need to come up with an app that can scrape my windshield."

"*Boss approaches desk* ""What the fu.."" Me, wearing paper clip necklace - ""See? I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too"""

"What do you call a cop in court for murder? Unlikely"

"*Japanese Zen garden tour* Guide: It's important to be quiet & not disturb the- *Me from back eating huge bag of chips*: DUDE WE CANT HEAR U"

"Opens a sperm bank that only accepts redheaded donors.... The Ginger Bred House."

"""Did you check your pockets?"" - kangaroo who's lost a child"

"What was King Arthur's favourite game ? Knights and crosses !"

"A limbo champion walks into a bar And loses his title."

"Joke Trade You post a joke, i will (hopefully) make a thread out of it with other jokes or at the very least post One response that is related. Lets trade!"

"What do cannibal say when they say grace? ''We thank youLord for our daily dead!''"