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Joke of the Day
"I think my cell mate is gay... He closes his eyes when I kiss him goodnight."
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"Fortune cookie- You will have a successful TV show. Me- How old is this cookie?!"
"What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T? Coconut."
"What do you call a magical dog? Labracadabrador!!!"
"Why are hurricane names female because they are destructive until you go inssiiiddee.... came up with this while i was on the water"
"Jurassic Park, but all of the raptors are played by Jim Carrey."
"I farted in an Apple Store Not my fault they don't have Windows"
"""What's a karate experts favorite drink?"" ""Karatea!"" Fargo is the shit..."
"Money is the root of all larger amounts of money."
"Who makes a million dollars a day? Someone who works in a mint."