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Joke of the Day
"What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T? Coconut."
Next Joke
"You hear about the newswoman with one boob? She kept abreast of the current issues. (go easy...just made this up)"
"*sees a shark in a homemade clam costume* That's a pretty dubious clam"
"A man comes home to his wife with a big bunch of flowers... ""I suppose I'll have to keep my legs open for the next few days!"" The wife says. The husband replies, ""Why? Don't you have any vases?"""
"My 6 year old daughter told me this morning that she wanted to grow up and be a feminist.. I told her she could only choose one."
"I'm on a plane and I see my friend Jack. Instinctively I say, ""Hi Jack!"" Still don't understand why I was detained."
"What slides in and out until it's balls are busted? Piston"
"Hey, new Beatles fans! The fuck have you been doing for the last 50 years? Every record shop would like to know before they close forever."
"probably the worst thing you could do to an old person is force them to watch you tear up a bunch of coupons"
"I just ran 3.5 miles in 30 minutes! Ha! Just kidding, I ate some ice cream."