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Joke of the Day

"Why are hurricane names female because they are destructive until you go inssiiiddee.... came up with this while i was on the water"

"What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it."

"What kind of bee makes milk? A boobie."

"My wife tied me up before sex last night She then rolled over and went to sleep."

"What did the waitress say to the man who wouldn't stop staring at her while she refilled his glass? Take a pitcher, it'll last longer!"

"NyQuil: Because who doesn't like to dream about your cat turning into your dog and your dog taking you for a walk and picking up your poop."

"What do a creationist and a dude with a dinosaur bone fetish have in common? They both get a hard on when they find a gap in the fossil record."

"What's black, white and red all over? A newspaper."

"Guy calls his doctor... He says, ""I figured out what's been causing the pain, doc. Avocado!"" Doctor: ""Did you research that?"" Guy: ""No, I just pulled it out of my ass"""

"Whether my dreams are good or bad, waking up is always worse."