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Joke of the Day

"I farted in an Apple Store Not my fault they don't have Windows"

"Have you ever tried to do ""The Dolphin"" during sex? It's when you try and stick it in the butt and she shakes her head saying ""eh-eh, eh-eh, eh-eh""."

"Why is 10 traumatized forever? Because he was right in the middle of 9-11."

"Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ? They always want to play leap frog with him"

"What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot? A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball..."

"Why is Budweiser like sex in a kayak? Its fucking close to water."

"Why is Santa Claus so horny? Because he only comes once a year!"

"8: Mama, did you read this story when you were a kid? Me: *smiling* Why yes, I did. 8: It's a really old story then, I guess."

"What happened with the wooden car with wooden wheels, wooden seats, and a wooden engine? It wooden go."

"A gay and a lesbian are going to the airport. Who gets there first? The lesbian. She got there lickity split while the gay guy was still packing his shit."