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Joke of the Day
"Money is the root of all larger amounts of money."
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"*rubs lamp* *genie comes out* You get 3 wishes. Just no wishing for more wishes. ""I wish for more genies."" I SAID NO WI- oooh, you're good."
"What's the difference between a book and a Mexican? The book has papers."
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana"
"Having a traditional Columbus Day. Headed to a casino to hand out blankets with smallpox on them."
"According to the Bible, what company was the first car manufacturer? Honda. Because Jesus and his apostles were in one accord."
"Whenever I conduct a job interview I ask the applicant to name their favorite Muppet, and no matter the answer I scowl and shake my head."
"I've opened a gym called Resolutions. It has exercise equipment for the first 2 weeks of each year, then becomes a bar for the remaining 50."
"Bring an urn speed dating. Whenever a prospective match asks a question, whisper to urn, ""I don't know, Mom: should I tell him?"""
"A context joke Have you ever noticed that when you say, ""I hope you're hungry"" in a place like America it's nice. But if you say that in Africa it is a cruel joke."