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Joke of the Day
"Who makes a million dollars a day? Someone who works in a mint."
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"[During surgery] DR DOG: Suction please. NURSE: But there's no bleeding. DR DOG: I know *drooling* but just look at that liver!"
"How do hipsters buy their drugs? by the instagram."
"If money can't buy happiness what do you pay a hitman with?"
"feminism ."
"PSA: Don't forget to set your cocks black this weekend"
"The doctor said I should stop eating meat immediately for health reasons... I asked if I had to quit cold turkey."
"Somebody asked Hillary Clinton if she would be going to see 13 hours... She said no, she had already slept through that one."
"What do you call a gang of Country musicians jamming the shit out of some good ol' music? A twang-bang"
"I once found an egg with two chickens in it That was my best yolk."