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Joke of the Day

"I took some roadkill I hit home to barbeque for dinner, On a related note... anyone have any use for a child's bicycle and backback?"

"Boss - can you pass a piss test? Me - Sure...distance or accuracy?"

"I just bought sunglasses off of the black market The trade was very shady."

"What did the left tower say to the right tower? I gotta catch a plane"

"Why do terrorists have high sex drives? Because their sperms are always ready and eager for suicide missions."

"Why did the hippy drown at the beach? Because he was too far out mannnn."

"So my friend held up a can of coke... And asked, ""How do people snort this stuff?"""

"Two banana peels What do you call two banana peels? A pair of slippers"

"I walked in on my parents having sex last night... Possibly the most awkward 45 minutes of my life..."

"I don't like how funerals are usually at 9 or 10 AM. I'm not a mourning person. Edit: WHY THE HELL DID THIS MAKE THE JOKES FRONT PAGE"