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Joke of the Day

"Why do terrorists have high sex drives? Because their sperms are always ready and eager for suicide missions."

"How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter? A Brazilian"

"What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam? A few degrees."

"What has two wings and a halo? A chinese man on the phone! Wing wing, halo?"

"I met a farmer who genetically altered a chicken to have six legs so his kids didn't fight over the drumsticks. I asked him how it tasted. He said he didn't know. He couldn't catch it."

"What do you call a muslim who graduated? Allah-mni!"

"An old lady on the bus just tried to set me up with her daughter. Here's everything she knows about me: 1) I don't have a car"

"My mate called me an idiot for always getting my idioms wrong but it takes one to know someone."

"How to turn black woman into spider? Kill her husband."

"whats the deal with shemales? you don't call them she, and they're not male"