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Joke of the Day

"Why do terrorists have high sex drives? Because their sperms are always ready and eager for suicide missions."

"What do you say when only the egg remains? It's all ovum now"

"Request: Gimme your best white people jokes. Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes? Let me hear something different."

"I am going to stay up tomorrow and watch the election results... But all the commercials say ""If your election lasts longer than four hours, please call your doctor."""

"Where does Fred Weasley shop? Forever 21."

"Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands!"

"I wonder what chairs think about all day ""Oh, here comes another asshole"""

"Where is the best place to hide a lawyer? In a brief case."

"You know what i hate the most about Sex Ed? that he's been convicted of several cases of sexual assault"

"What did Hansel and Gretel say when the witch put them in the oven? She diabeetus!"