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Joke of the Day
"How do you pick up a fat chick? Piece of cake."
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"Why did the goal post get angry ? Because the bar was rattled !"
"What's Donald Trumps favourite album? The Wall."
"What do 9 out of 10 people agree on?"
"America is kind of like testicles If the right nut can't agree with the left nut. We can't produce."
"what jerk ever looked at a hamburger and thought ""you know what this needs? A nice, soft, warm piece of lettuce."""
"[supermarket] *Unpacks 60 items of groceries onto checkout area* CHECKOUT GIRL: I have a boyfriend. ME: Oh, OK. *slowly repacks trolley*"
"A joke to keep with the fasting theme A homeless man approaches a rich Jewish American princess and beseeches her, ""I haven't eaten in three days!"" Her: ""Force yourself"""
"What is the definition of trust? Gay cannibals"
"Fidel Castro is dead Trump don't mess about."