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Joke of the Day
"How do you pick up a fat chick? Piece of cake."
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"What did the house say to the other house when it fell on it. Get off me Homes."
"What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts? (Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die"
"Drunk girls whisper in caps lock."
"Why do gyms produce the best Rebels? Because of all the resistance training"
"I know a joke about frequencies But I'll not share it, because the punch line is so bad it hertz."
"What's the hardest thing about becoming a lawyer in Ireland? Passing the bar."
"The best free drug is being super, super tired and then lying down."
"A man went to the store buy condoms The cashier asked him, ""Do you want a bag?"" He replied, ""No thanks, she's not that ugly."""
"If I like ceilings... Does that make me a ceiling fan?"