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Joke of the Day
"Why do gyms produce the best Rebels? Because of all the resistance training"
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"What do you call a lighter that is only used for weed? A highlighter Edit: Or a Bud Light Courtesy of u/isnottoast"
"How does one French arsonist flirt with another one? ""Voulez-vous bruler avec moi ce soir?"""
"Never Give Up! by Percy Vere"
"Spiderman: Just another guy who ends up with sticky hands after using the web."
"marrying ur high school sweetheart is like eating chicken tenders n being like ok cool im only eating chicken tenders the rest of my life"
"Oh hey, sorry I accidentally rolled out of your bed, across your floor, down the stairs, out the door, into my car and back in my own bed."
"The Lion King really created trust issues between me and the nephew."
"Why did Laketown pass new emissions regulations? They had a major Smaug problem."
"The most I've ever paid for sex.., Is through marriage"