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Joke of the Day
"Drunk girls whisper in caps lock."
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"Why are the dinosaurs extinct? Q: Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A: because they're dead."
"If people had to spell something correctly before being allowed to criticize it, the internet would be a far more peaceful place."
"the people who make lyric videos on youtube are the backbone of this nation"
"You know what really grinds my gears? Not pushing my clutch pedal down far enough"
"Meteorologist: According to our facts, we'll have a longer winter- People: LET THE GROUNDHOG DECIDE Meterologist: But science People: NO"
"If you ever see me with one of those stick figure family bumper stickers it means I'm dead and someone is wearing my skin"
"Why was the church opposed to fire on torches? It was heat-on-a-stick."
"What if Steven hawking is the real slim shady We'll never know because he can't stand up"
"I'm fed up with the excuses women come up with to avoid having sex, like: "" I'm tired ."" ""I'm washing my hair."" ""I've got a headache."" ""I am your sister-in-law."""